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The unique smell of your own fart or someone elses own fart.
I knew it was you that just farted. I could smell your fart brand.
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The fear of farting around other people.
Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
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A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death
His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!
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Fart with no sound because the loose asshole has been horse-fucked by other fags
Sorry you couldn’t hear my fag fart...those sperm stains are gonna smell.
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When you fart so loud in a room or area that everyone stares at you in an awkward silence.
Pat just had the biggest nuclear fart in the waiting room.
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The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.
Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.
Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.
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One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.
'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'
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