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time zone of people of pacific island decent, normally runs ten minutes behind real time.
"is the bus late or have i missed it?" "na bro its just running on island time.
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A mythical figure (primarily associated with Greek mythology) who is supposedly the human manifestation of time. Considered to be the spouse of Mother Nature, Father Time is often depicted as a very old bearded man in a white robe. Today, he is the spokesperson for 2000 Flushes
"Every New Year's Eve, Father Time and the New Year's Baby have a televised wrestling match. The winner gets a free diva."
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1. Spoken prose of a hidden track by A.F.I, nown to creep out those who hear it.
See also: A.F.I, End of the World
"We held hands on the last night on earth. Our mouths filled with dust, we kissed in the fields and under trees, screaming like dogs, bleeding dark into the leaves. It was empty on the edge of town but we knew everyone floated along the bottom of the river.
So we walked through the waste where the road curved into the sea and the shattered seasons lay,and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease. In our cancer of passion you said, "Death is a midnight runner."
The sky had come crashing down like he news of an intimate suicide. We picked up the shards and formed them into shapes of stars that wore like an antique wedding dress. The echoes of the past broke the hearts of the unborn as the ferris wheel silently slowed to a stop. The few insects skittered away in hopes of a better pastime. I kissed you at the apex of the maelstrom and asked if you would accompany me in a quick fall, but you made me realize that my ticket wasn't good for two.
I rode alone. You said, "The cinders are falling like snow." There is poetry in despair, and we sang with unrivaled beauty, bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence. Of blue and grey. Strange, we ran down desperate streets and carved our names in the flesh of the city. The sun was stagnated somewhere beyond the rim of the horizon and the darkness is a mystery of curves and lines. Still, we lay under the emptiness and drifted slowly outward, and somewhere in the wilderness we found salvation scratched into the earth like a message."
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when you use the face time application on a smart phone for a sexual nature.
guy: hey wanna fuck time tonight.
girl: sure but i need to go to a place with wifi
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Extremely intoxicated, cannot think or speak coherantly, about to lose consciousness.
Jeff is super-fucked man, he's done time...
Jesse is done time, he's passed out on the couch...
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1.the amout of time when one is playing with his/her cat 2.to have sexual intercoarse with a woman's “pussy”
It be pussy time stacey
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1 nigga in jail puts macaroni in 1 other niggas ass and then eats him out
When I was in jail a nigga tried to macaroni Time me and I stabbed him
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