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When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!