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The same as "e-boner" which means being aroused or turned on without the physical effects of a full-on erection. This term can be used by either sexes, so it doesn't have to pertain to just males.
Mostly used in on-line chat forums. Also can be used in plural, which is meant to magnify the point tenfold.
Did you check out those pictures of that chick? Oh man, she gave me a phantom boner!
WOW! She has some big tetas! I'm a chick and she gave all of us phantom boners!
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A certain factor a person/object has that makes a man get an erection.
Dead bodies hit the boner factor for necrophiliacs...
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When a woman is so attractive, that even toddlers are noticeably aroused by her.
Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner
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When one flips his boner up into his waistband so that it hugs your belly button.
(As Made Famous By Superbad)
Billy suddenly heard his sister coming in the room so he gave himself a boner hug.
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When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during any type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.
Last night at Homecoming, Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him.
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It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...
I had a platonic boner with my friend...
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When female nipples are erect.
It must cold, you have a boobie boner.
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