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The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 5, 2017


level 1 bricklaying

Level One Bricklaying is the easiest course a College Student can do in the UK, so to link somone with Level 1 Bricklaying u are suggesting they are dumb/pepega or saying theyre not going to go far in life

Jacques: Ben can you help me on this question please
Ben: i think you need to go to level 1 bricklaying

by LIAM FIGGS December 5, 2019

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1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.

~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.

by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014


lifes 1 joy

memes

lifes 1 joy is memes

by killerkid123 October 20, 2019


20 1/2

Half as hot as a 41

Hey John, thereโ€™s a 20 1/2 at 12:00

by thiswasmyonlyoption December 12, 2017


1 year old

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.

Example : we were all 1 year old s.

by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020

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Cane and 1 Nut

When all odds are stacked against you and you go into whatever situation or altercation you are facing and you KILL IT.

Man, I went into that interview with a cane and 1 nut and walked out with a sick job.

by 232 Almond Drive November 21, 2016