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when you use a commercial brand name as an insult of compliment.
person 1: you are such a Dorito
person 2: nice brand name calling
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To call someone later after a short conversation
Sam:How are you bro ?
Logan:Hey man I'm attending a seminar at the moment.
Sam:Alright dude call me back
Logan:Sure
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The process of getting alcohol for a party.
"What are we doing this weekend?"
"I think we should call up chuck yo!"
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noun: people who really suck at makeing prank calls.
timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!
shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!
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The less attractive version of a cougar, the "Last Call Lucy" is easier and sluttier than most cougars. Generally Last Call Lucys are washed up bar stars. The name originated in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, where after last call was made, an ugly 40-something woman (named Lucy) was seen desperately hitting on the drunkest guy in the bar.
"Man, I woke up this morning, and fucking last call lucy was right beside me. It burns to piss."
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Obligatory phone call made the day after a sexual encounter between two people, usually the male to the female.
It's already Monday and I still haven't received the postcoital phone call from Pierre!!!
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When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”
A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.
Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."