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A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.
Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.
“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms
When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
When you chop off your legs and move around by bouncing on your penis like a pogo stick.
I need to get to my terminal fast, I'm going to cut off my legs and hop on my Pogo Chode over to my plane.
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An excessively fat and short worm, primarily found in the south. They only appear from the ground at night, may appear in an unfortunate soul’s pants. Usually 1-2 inches long.
“Look Daddy, I found a chode worm!”
“I can see the chode worm through your pants”
When your Grandpa rapes you at night
NO, NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THE SUPER SAIYAN 3 CHODE