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A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than Justin Timberlake. That way, if the girl doesn't like it, she can always find solace in the fact that you're cooler than Justin Timberlake, who is pretty cool in his own right.
Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!
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Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.
wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.
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A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.
Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?
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a profoundly idiotic asshole with a small muffin penis
dude my dick muffin boss gave some old fag bag my job
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An extremely small unit to measure things by, subdivided into a `gnat's dick-end´, (about 8 to the gnat's dick), and a `gnat's cock-hair´, (about 12 to the gnat's dick-end) thus giving an imperial scale of 96 divisions. This sort of accuracy is essential if you're trying to get people on the moon, and maybe one day we will!
Hebden Bridge council worker to oppo,who's struggling to put up a lamp post:
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'
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Psychological Impotence caused by the guilt felt when cheating on your girl, affecting sex with the new girl or the one cheated on.
"Man, I took my girl Leticia's sister home last night, and when she told me she wanted to fuck, I got the guilty dick and couldn't get it up."
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