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Someone who wears oversized sunglasses, or aviator style sunglasses. (ex. Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie)
"I went out to Scottsdale the other day, and this dude was wearing douche goggles, what a loser"
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King of all douche bags
Malamut was over here earlier talking about my celebrity facial hair. That guy is the uber douche.
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Someone who is generally thought by others to be a combination of both highly pompous and clueless at the same time. People who call others douche bags are frequently douche bags themselves.
Anyone who spent the time to come up with a definition of douche bag. A person who reads about the definition of words like "douche bag" on an internet site.
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A slime ball; A persons actions that far exceeds a douch bag were as could ruin a wet-dream, also with a questionable sexuality...
Man that Dave is a douch-fag....
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Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.
Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
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Beyond an average, everyday douche-bag with all their douchecessories; a Power-Douche is unstoppable in their douchey ways. They are social morons, don't think before they speak, wear Ed Hardy and swear by the "popped-collar" look. This person can be a neighbor, a friend or a family member. Beware...they can cause mild strokes or brain-cell loss when listening to them.
Someone who might follow through with asking for the cardboard. For example: "I'm legitimately interested in the logistics of making a bed from spare cardboard, but I can't think of a way to ask a homeless person without looking like a Power-Douche."
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An hypocrite and empty rock/emo/metal(core) with banal lyrics and musicianship.
If you want to listen to some REAL good modern rock with great lyrics and musicians, listen to Karnivool and Alter Bridge.
Examples of douche rock are: Nickelback, Seether, Fall Out Boy, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Faggotine and similar crap.
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