eat his hat

A metaphor for wanting to make out/sleep with someone of an attractive nature.

Anette: Oh baby look at him.

Amber: Oh yah I'd totally eat HIS hat.

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Eat my donut

The act of consuming ones anus. An act of sheer flexibility.

The other day during yoga, I got to eat my donut.

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the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

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eating someone's doritos

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.

Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.

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Have their cake and eat it to

1. when someone owns something but is still seeking more of it to benefit from it, especially from another party

2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.

First the record labels shut down Napster aned Grokster. Now t hey want to have their cake and eat it to by proposing a tax to destroy internet radio.

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banana eating whore

a blonde teacher who is the cheer captain at 29

See her? She was a total banana eating whore at the game.

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eat make-up

they may be beautiful to look at, but the moment they start talking, their personality is not so beautiful. Therefore, tell them to eat make-up so they can be beautiful on the inside as well.

Hot girl with a bitchy attitude doesn't acknowledge you,

you say "go eat make-up... bitch"

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