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A old male or woman (mostly woman) who is obsessed with jesus christ. They act like this because they know they are dying soon. They have lots of jesus clothes, they talk about jesus all the time, they go to church every day it’s held at their local church, and they have bible verses and crosses all over the house.
I am christian but i don’t like jesus freaks. they are just annoying.
Wow, Crystal is such a jesus freak.
I know. She has a cross on her neck and she even tried getting her son glenn out of jail by talking all this religious stuff.
A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.
Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.
A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..
Bro 2: hell yeah!
When you mess up the order of operations, usually by trying to skip a step while dividing, and your calculator gives you a number that’s way higher than expected
When you divide 15 cookies between about 5 people and you end up with around 23 cookies, that’s Jesus math.
One of the best songs ever created. A song of the best band ever Green Day. It tells a story about the Jesus who is struggling with his life. I listen it so much it makes my parents crazy. So yeah go listen it!!!!
-what song are you listening to?
• Jesus of Suburbia
- is it good?
• yeah it’s like heaven to my ears.
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Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.
"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
The art of Jesus speaking,talking to dead people through a microwave.
Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.