half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

Oregon half-squatch

when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits

dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.

Half Dollas-Dollas

Half dollars are similar to saushers nipples in that they are both relativly large nipples, the only difference is half dollars resemble that of a half dollar with the lines around the center.

Mallory: *flashes trevor*
Trevor: HAAAA LOOK AT THOSE HALF DOLLAS-DOLLAS

half-eaten cheeto

A half eaten cheeto

That girl is a half-eaten cheeto

Half Hollow Hills

Basically lots of annoying japs. Other non-jap rich white boys. Middle class people. And people from the ghetto. So it's a great mix. You've got your japs and basically everyone else. Now, everyone else includes black, Hispanic, Indian, Chinese, etc. The black people got their group and so do the Hispanics. Now the rest they just flap around in their little diverse groups. You got drugs and people smoking in bathrooms. Fights here and there. There are really smart kids and really dumb ones. You've got a great variety of middle aged white woman teachers. 2 high schools, 2 middle schools and some elementary schools. Oh and you've got your LGBTQXYZ group, no one really likes them. Even other gay people don't like them. But the rest of the gays and lesbians are aight. You've got your seniors going after the freshman. And rich white people from middle school go to st. Anthonys. No one misses them. Anyways that's basically it, everyone does what they wanna do (for the most part).

"I go to half Hollow hills"
"Oh dope"

half life three

A gamer’s fantasy that will never be realized

1.When are they gonna make half life three

2.never

flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub

Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.