one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness
i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.
ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons
the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant
An exceptional gluteus maximus.
Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.
Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .
Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.
I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.
A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh
Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)