How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

How to revise

what you type in google after you have been procrastinating for 4 hours when your exams are tomorrow

i have been doing nothing for hours, google search how to revise

You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but

Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"

For How Long

said by pussies who are too scared to eat something spicy

pussy - "for how long, for how long, 10 minutes??"

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

So, how's Peabody?

What you say immediately following a long, awkward silence. Usually followed up by "How are your hands?"

"Did you see Mary's shirt?"
"Dude, she's right there."
"Oh......so, how's Peabody?"
"How are your hands?"

how are you bestie

When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude

Me: how are you bestie
Her: good