You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

i like you

george i like you

because i’m nice i’m doing this so you know i like you

I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.

“I can buy you once but I can sell you twice”

I hate you for locking me in a room

I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い

I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you for locking me in a room

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

I lemon you.

"I lemon you." means “I am jealous of you” or “I hate you”. It’s commonly used between close friends. The origin of this phrase is uncertain, but it may have something to do with the feeling you get after eating a lemon, which makes you uneasy, unhappy, or a little bit angry.

-My sugar daddy just bought me a fancy car.
- I lemon you.

I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me