some body come get her

she's dancing like a striper

some body come get her shes fuckin up my dinner

I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

Fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

Masturbating, male masturbating. Manuela is the hand and her sisters are the fingers.

Hey man why were you taking so long in the shower?
I was fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

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bust my nizzle on her fo'hizzle

To "bust" one's nut on a female's forehead.

As seen in Russell Simmon's Def Poetry Jam, delivered by Brother Jaime Foxx.

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Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

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Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".

1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!

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she can't hold her piss.

It is a phrase used mainly in Ireland, that means this particular woman cant keep a secret, especially when she is drunk.

Guy 1:Did you here what she said about Sean last night?

Guy 2: Sure you know that after a few beers she can't hold her piss.

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