pant moustache

the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush

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pant-must

The musty smell a male gender develops in the crotch/nutsack region.

Since Barney had sour pant-must smell, this hindered his blow job potential.

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rage pants

metaphorical item of clothing said to be worn for the purpose of partying really hard and achieving optimal levels of fun.

I gotta pick up my rage pants from the cleaners and I'll be right over

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Dogs Pants

A euphemism coolest thing to ever grace this great wonderful and worthwhile universe.

Owen is the dogs pants.

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pants possum

to slide a finger down the visible buttcrack of the offending partyawesome possum

she leaned so far forward you could see half her ass! so i slid a finger down that crack while telling with an "awsome possum, in the pants possum!"

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parachute pants

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

Sweet! Parachute pants.

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foofie pants

Fancy pants that cover your foofie from public view.

"Well, hello, Mr. Foofie Pants, you're looking fancy today."

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