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when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it
Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion
An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.
“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”
When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you
Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins
When you finish in a girl and keep going, causing jizz to be packed
My boy Aiden just got done jizz packing a bitch
When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}
Meat beater:*fap fap fap*
Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?
Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
A girls who gets cum on her inner-thigh/feet and rubs her legs/feet together like a cricket
You know Izzy? She’s such a jizz cricket
the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.
Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.