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similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down
i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it
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John Henry is a handsome kind and fun to be around
Look at that boy he looks so John henry.
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A measurement of how mad someone is.
1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.
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The greatest man that ever lived.
He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.
John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.
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Verb- To overcome the odds
A.K.A- Superman
Too much of anything is bad. We've had too much John Cena.
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It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.
Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...
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It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.
Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.
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