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If your birthday is July 15th, you are really really hot and you play volleyball and you are really good at it and you are so studious and smart.
"Your birthday is July 15th? I heard that if your birthday is July 15th, you're really hot and you are really good at volleyball and you are so studious and smart."
A julie bukake is a sexy girl that unfortunetly has an irrational fantasy of being turned into a cum dumpster by a group of niggers
Great news guys julie bukake has arrived early to the gang bang
National hit your sibling with a bucket day
“Its July 25th, Time to hit my sister with a bucket.!”
National slap your little or big sister day!
Sister: what day is it?
Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.
When you are going to Greece to party, maturanc day
Ohh, it's July 25th today, we are going on Zakynthos to party!
National strawberries day. Shoutout to my wifey olly.
July 25th is strawberry day.
On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.
A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?
B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!