A brother who acts more sisterly towards his siblings, i.e. never fights with his siblings, always is nice to them, doesn’t bicker with them, etc.
Friend 1: Have you been to the Wilson’s house? I swear those kids never fight.
Friend 2: Yeah, you’re right. I’ve never heard Eli Wilson say an unkind word to his sisters.
Friend 1: He acts more like their sister than their brother tbh
Friend 2: Fr. He’s almost like a Male Sister.
in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄
When you get cummed.. all over
Jack gave me a full male glaze last night
A fobby engineer who lives in a tunnel, has trouble speaking English, has ridiculously broad shoulders, can eat one teaspoon of pre-workout and be a awake for 14 days.
Male Savreets are known to be loyal AF, so if you're married to one, make sure to never let them go.
Person#1 : Why is your broad shoulder husband living in a tunnel ?
Person#2: He's a male Savreet (Male), that's their natural habitat.
Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
when a women does not like men and refuses to date or speak to them, also known as a lesbian
I like my boyfriend’s hairy male box! But I understand some people like a clean shave/wax!