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A person who thinks they're a huge fan of fall out boy, but they've only heard Centuries and Immortals,
Fake fob fan: OMG I LUV FALL OOT BOI SOOO MUCH
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
Doing a guy/girl in from behind.. you spit on her back when shes the person turns around you blow it in thier face.
Damn... last night I gave your old lady a Philly fake out.
The act of faking an orgasm to shoot man jam into a womans face and or mouth, preferably initiated from the doggy-style position.
After banging until your close to exploding, pinch it off (for later use) spit on her back, and pretend your all out of man-o-naise. The woman, thinking you are done dominating her va-jag, will turn around and try to initiate lame after sex tard talk. Seize the moment to unleash your spooge in the facial area.
Guy- I had this skeeza that didn't want to swallow so I told her its no problem
Friend- well, what happened?
Guy- Bro Chi Mihn, what do you think? I hit her with the Gypsy Fake Out. Probably swallowed a gallon :)
Friend- God i want to be you
It's a saying to describe someone, particularly an Asian Male who thought himself is so American, but then his Chineseyness shows from his broken language.
Calvin: What r u saying? Fake American!
Sam: Fake? There is no such thing as fake American.
Calvin: Yeah there is!
Sam: Nope, you are fake. You are plastic American. I am the real one.
Calvin: That's so not true. I'll have to prove u wrong.
Sam: Try it.
When you are about to cum after doing a girl in the butt, so you spit on her back, then she turns around and you spit in her face, then cum in her butt-hole.
She'll be shitting cum-balls tommorow after i gave her the double fake out.
Generally someone that says they are one thing or believes a certain way, but actually does or acts the polar opposite.
Employee 1 - That girl in HR, Rebecca, is a Two Faced Fake Ass Bitch! she says she puts others before herself but she is constantly putting herself before and above everyone else, cant believe people are still falling for her shit.
Employee 2 - Yea I know Management cant seem to see through her facade, they need to get they eyes checked.
Is when the peanut butter jar is completely empty and scraped clean, but left in the fridge so no roommate purchases new peanut butter, instead each time they reach for it they are disappointed.
"Dude, I made you some toast, why don't you put some Peanut Butter on it?"
"Thanks man, I'm starving and that sounds perfect."
...
"Damn, you got me again with that PB fake out."
"Every time guy, every time."