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A response to a question when someone:
-doesn't know the anwser
-is trying to be rude
-doesnt know the anwser
-doesn't want to tell the asker the anwser
what time is it?
your mum
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A less intelligent form of "your mom"
Friend 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Friend 1: ...That didn't even make sense.
Friend 2: Your face doesn't make sense.
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An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.
Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."
Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."
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relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.
Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
something you should always do to make a valid argument.
girl: that's offensive
boy: check your sources
girl: ?