Old Lady Hack

Old Lady Hack - (also called Tonsilith or Tonsil Stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils:

* food particles
* dead white blood cells
* oral bacteria

They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.

Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are old lady hacks.

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Old Fashioned mop

After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.

her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.

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Ye old Kerfluffle

A band of weirdos who are loud, annoying, lonely, and random scream about memes

(no one can say that about us but me cause I'm in the band)

Wow ye old Kerfluffle is a really weird band

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16 years old

me on august 25 2006

im 16 years old in 22 days which means i can finally get a job

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old growth forest

1. pubic hair that has not been trimmed or maintained.
2. Scary part of the woods in fairy tales.

I went down on this girl and I ran into the old growth forest. That shit needs to be fixed.

I wonder if she's sporting a landing strip, bald eagle, or old growth forest?

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old people upsetting

can mean upsetting old people for fun,

or the feeling you get from watching old people being frisky

It's fun like old people upsetting, not like having fun old people upsetting.

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Boggy Old Creature

Slang for "Bag of Crap" in the woot.com online community, because they both share the initials "B.O.C."

A $200 refurbished Zune? When will the Boggy Old Creature go away!

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