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What mentally ill Pinterest girls say to boost their self-esteem.
"I'm so swag aha."
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A music group from Inglewood. They brought the "california dougie" to cali and made it popular by making a song about it. They are not part of the jerking movement and they didn't copy AudioPush. The band members consist of Smoove The General, Yung (who bares a striking resemblance and voice inflection to Lil Wayne), M-Bone "the resident dancer" (the one who can teach you how to dougie straight up), and Jayare aka 3rd (He has the adorable baby voice of the group, ironically his lyrics seem to be the most vulgar and sexually explicit. He also doesn't dance, for reason unknown.)
Most people think of them as a one hit wonder but some have hope that one day they will make enough money to move themselves and their mommys out of the ghetto(inglewood).
Girl 1: Did you hear that song by Cali Swag District?
Girl 2: Yeah, "teach me how to dougie" right?
Girl 1: Yeah that one. I just love JayAre's voice in the third verse. when he says "i dont really like to boogie" i just die! and i love his lip piercing!
Girl 2: Yeah, his voice is pretty cute but my lover from that group is definitely Yung.
Girl 1: He's cute too, i like his piercings too.
Girl 2: Yeah, and smoove is aight too.
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Ok, let's break this one down... The sheer lack of understanding and respect for the English language spreading like a stupid wildfire is making me sick.
1) to jack something is slang for "to steal."
2) swag is common slang for "stuff we all get." Generally speaking, the big bag of random and mostly useless crap you get at a convention of sorts.
Therefore, "jack my swag" quite literally means to "steal my bag of swag (stuff we all get)"
Though, the unfortunate truth of the matter is, this is what people who don't think about what words coming out of their mouths think means "jack my swagger" or to "steal my style".
For example, this might be used at a comic book convention and some fat sweat kid might exclaim "Hey that guy just jacked my swag!" Or some 13 year old girl with a clear misunderstanding of how the English language works and doesn't understand that you don't just abbreviate words at will, might say "jack my swag" as part of her auto-tuned music video expressing her distaste of other people wearing the same jeans. Clearly her strong sense of entitlement under her rich daddy umbrella is completely warranted and supported.
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Verb Someone who has to much swag, that they become a dinosaur that is know as a swag-o-saurus.
Damn girl like at that kid, look at all that swag he has.
Girl that is what you call a Swag-o-saurus.
It's like the red power ranger Swag
It takes your average Swag and ups it by 10x and that is what makes a swag-o-saurus.
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A modern alternative to kiss my ass. A sarcastic comment said by those that are on the hustle and receive madd luv or madd hate for it.
Ignant Hater: I like your Lambo and all but it would look better if it was white....
Mandy: Negro please. Kiss my swag!
Ignant Hater bending over: just saying though...
Clueless Groupie: oh my gosh Jigga, I totally love that DOA joint.
Jay-Z: Go on and kiss my swag then!
Clueless Groupie: Oh my gosh! Totally!
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-"yo where you using your swag on that girl over there"
-"yeah, i was swagging-off all on her"
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Some really good drink these boys from Miami made. It is either held in a Gatorade cooler or a water gun.
Miami Boys: "Hey you Oklahoma girls! You want some swag juice?"
Oklahoma Girls: "Now what in tarnation is swag juice? "
Miami Boys: " Don't worry your simple mind... Just open your mouth and chug! "
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