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To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.
Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!
I will beat you shitless!
We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.
Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.
When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?
Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)
You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".
The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it
Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat
Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???
Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.
That bitch last night begged me for the Bakersfield Beat Box!!!!!!!!!
Part of a weekly calendar
Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor
"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"
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