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its the time every week "to beat an amy"
look at the time its "beat the amy time"
Part of a weekly calendar
Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor
"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"
100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off
use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.
Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster
"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"
"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no
When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.
Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!