crack smuggler hat

A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.

Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!

Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!

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Hobo Hat Trick

When you drink a good amount of alcohol, smoke weed, and smoke tobacco all in the same day, but usually not enough of any of the three to get any good noticeable feeling. Originated from a hobo’s interest in drugs but lack of funds for large amounts.

Rob was able to complete his first Hobo Hat Trick at Coachella this year but really just wished he smoked more weed in the first place.

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Piss Fairy Hat

A hat used by a homosexual; specifically a male homosexual, that has been cummed in numerous times.

DAMN! Don’t forget the piss fairy hat for the party tonight!

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Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s

Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?

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ladies hat trick

Is when you lick eat and bang your milf's pussy all in the same session in other words you score 3 different ways

I pulled a ladies hat trick on my girl last night by licking , eating and banging her pussy

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Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)

Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.

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chapel hat pegs

An old yorkshire phrase for when someone's hair is a mess and sticking up all over the place (like Bed Head).

"Eee lad yer hair's stickin up like 'chapel hat pegs".

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