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A public bathroom, where the toilets are clotted and filled with diarrhea.
Dude last night after the club, I had to take a shit so badly, that I even used Reuels toilet . It was gross.
What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!
A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.
"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."
A black skibidi toilet that usually steals and loots stores.
A criminal toilet.
Niggity Toilet: "brrrr niggity dop dop dop yes yes niggity dopple deep deep"
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The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.
Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.
The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.
This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.
I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.