Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

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Pocket Full of YOLO's

When ROLO and YOLO unite... an endless amount of zest for life occurs. You see, life is like a ROLO, short and sweet. And when life gets hard you can still come out good as gold (like a ROLO wrapper). Don't give up. Gold wrapper, sweet caramel, and chocolate. Victory is sweet like that!

"I have a Pocket Full of YOLO's, here, take one and smile. You only live once."

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pocket full of stones

Texas slang for having a pocket full of crack rocks.

I'm still that young boy that has a pocket full of stones but now I'm sick and simply rich, grippin wood and flippin chrome - Pimp C

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top pocket find

A phase used by Gary Drayton, metal detecting expert and cast member of The Curse of Oak Island. The phase means that the item found is worthy of being temporarily kept in Gary’s top pocket of his field shirt.

That’s a top pocket find!

hot pocket

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun
A sexual act in which one squeezes the contents of a "hot pocket" into a vagina, and then proceeds to eat the girl out.

Jack: Dude, I totally hot pocketed this chick last night.
Matt: Thats really nasty man.
Jack: No dude, you have no idea how good it tasted.

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rocket in my pocket

Having an erection in your pants near the pocket.

I was afraid to talk to Carla because I had a rocket in my pocket.

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Side Pocket Ale

1. Bargain booze that get's you really drunk, but requires a very high disregard for one's taste buds.

2. Breakfast of Champions

3. Battery Acid

"Chad only had 3 Side Pocket Ales and he is already shirtless and trying to milk a mailbox."

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