hot poop

when your poop comes out really messy and you need to do a lot of wiping to clean your butthole

dude, i just took a hot poop and it was so messy

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Group Poop

Gr-oop p-ewp, verb, noun A prank which entails three or more members who partake in consecutive poops in the same toilet without using toilet paper. The toilet is not flushed, leaving the owner (or next user) of the toilet to view the mountain of poop.

#1 (verb)
Guys 1,2,3: Wanna do a group poop in the girl's toilet?
Guy 4: Nah man, that's gross!

#2 (noun)
Girl(s)- WTF, the guys did another group poop in our toilet!!!!

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YouTube Poop

A very funny part of YouTube. Videos put together and the dialouges are combined to create hilarious results. The most common videos used are those from the Super Mario Brothers show, The imfamous Zedla CG-I games, the Mario Hotel, Sonic the Hedgehog and the Volvic water commercial.

YouTube Poop
Link "Gee, it sure burns when I pee!"
Zelda "What?"
Link "IT BURNS when I pee!"
Zelda "Impa!"
Impa "The Triforce of Wisdom promises that Link has prostate cancer"

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poop ass

To have poop on or around you ass. Also similar to swamp ass.

"Dude look at Eric..."
"EWWWWE! He has such big poop ass because he didn't go to the bathroom fast enough"
"Ya i know... btw i have poop ass also"

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Poop Duped

When you 100% feel a poop coming on and you excuse yourself from an important task or meeting, only to be lied to by your asshole, turns out it was just some gas.

I missed a key issue when I got up from our national sales meeting only to be poop duped.

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Fat Poop

When you take a shit and it fills most of the shitter. A bowl-winder is also another common name.

I just ate Chinese food, now I gotta take a fat poop!!

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Speed Poop

A poop ranging from 1-2 grunts. Usually finished in a minute. Occationally results in itchy butt.

Joe: Are you ready to go to Six Flags?

Nick: Hold on, I have to take a speed poop.

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