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fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain
Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night
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When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.
"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."
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Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive (especially considering black christian traditions in North America) philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity. Today outspoken prophetic leaders like Martin Luther King Jr. might or may have been considered post-gothic to the Roman Empire.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.
Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.
One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
Martin Luther King Jr. may or may not have been considered to be a part of Post-Gothic Christianity to the Roman Empire at the time. Today it is still undecided.
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when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"
Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"
Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"
*Loud Barf"
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The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.
Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.
You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?
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A unknown new craze that is sweeping the nation.
Are you going to Post Jager Kinkycore later?
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The feeling one gets when, once fully over the emo/scene kid phase, hhe or she realizes they have nothing in their wardrobe but fucking skinny jeans; no jackets that aren't red, black, or The Devil Wears Prada; no CDs that aren't Alesana, Silverstein, and Bring Me the Horizon.
Post-emo remorse can also define the overall feeling of embarassment one gets when a friend shows them a picture of their past self as the kid with the straightened black hair covering everything down to their chin.
Stop bringing that damn photo up. I've already got post-emo remorse, can we leave the past in the past?
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