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Way of describing someone who looks like they smell based on appearance.
“Hes got that post malone complex. Yall smell somethin??”
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fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain
Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night
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The feeling one gets when, once fully over the emo/scene kid phase, hhe or she realizes they have nothing in their wardrobe but fucking skinny jeans; no jackets that aren't red, black, or The Devil Wears Prada; no CDs that aren't Alesana, Silverstein, and Bring Me the Horizon.
Post-emo remorse can also define the overall feeling of embarassment one gets when a friend shows them a picture of their past self as the kid with the straightened black hair covering everything down to their chin.
Stop bringing that damn photo up. I've already got post-emo remorse, can we leave the past in the past?
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The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.
Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.
You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?
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A unknown new craze that is sweeping the nation.
Are you going to Post Jager Kinkycore later?
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When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.
"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."
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when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"
Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"
Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"
*Loud Barf"
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