Red Bull

The blessed juice of heaven, said to have come from one of the ancient kings of Egypt. Known to give people wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings, especially when mixxed with vodka or tequilla.

SHA-ZAAYAM! Crack in a CAAYAN.

Red Bull. It gives you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings.

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red sox

a team that as soon as they won the world series lost all of their players even the one player who they thought would never leave, Johnny Damon, and they lost him to they better paying team...The yankees

Damon is gonna stay with the red sox forever...oh wait now hes on the Yankees

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Red Dragon

A regional leader of the KKK who reports to the Grand Wizard himself.

"I now nominate you the Red Dragon of the Canada branch."

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Red Circle

The term used to describe a situation that could not possibly get worse. Derived from the most amateur hockey league in the world- far below Bush League.

Dude #1: I bailed on my skateboard, broke my ankle and then proceeded to faceplant into mud. then three of the hottest girls i have ever seen stood there and laughed at me.

Dude #2: Fuck man, that's so red circle.

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red-neckery

Any behavior that is indicative of a redneck.

That guy in the pickup truck with the NASCAR sticker on the back is guilty of unchecked red-neckery.

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Red Nexcrement

Short for redneck excrement. Used to describe common terms, actions, and beliefs specific to rednecks.

Whenever someone says "Git Er Done" all I hear is a bunch of red nexcrement.

The other day my neighbor was walking about without a shirt, holding a beer, and shouting. All I heard was a bunch of red nexcrement.

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red phone

verb:
red | fohn
To intentionally reject an unwanted or unwelcome call on one's cell phone.

Dude, Chris just red phoned me!

Shit! What a douche! Wonder what you did to piss him off!

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