A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.
The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.
When a female is asleep and she gets rammed in the asshole so hard she wakes up thinking you shoved a shoe up there.
I just pajama shoes my girlfriend in her sleep.
Liquid that emerges from someone's foot
Sally has been sent to the doctor with a case of Shoe paste.
A Funky Asian who likes saying wut ?
hey paper shoe ... no response paper shoe .... wut ?
A move used by Rolf on a quarter.
"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"
What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.
What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!