james' smoking hot abs

a sex act between two gay people were a donkey get double penitrated by two tall men with huge cocks and then mid orgasm the donkey is set onto a lift and lifted into the air soon to be dropped from 50 feet, after it dies they open it up fill it with shit and close it up and bury it. this will make the entire plot smell like shit

we pulled a james' smoking hot abs last night with abby and her friend

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cock smoking thunder douche

dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA

how do you describe the rican who lives in rm 2007 usna?

o, he's a cock smoking thunder douche

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i like smoking lightning

Smoking that gas or ganja Can also be referred to as smoking lightning because both them shits can fuck you up

I like smoking lightning heavy metal thunder

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put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.

Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

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Want some smoke

1) //Phrase- Used to ask if you can hang with a group of people

2) //Phrase- can be used to destroy someone in a sport.

Do you want some smoke from me?

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Smoke Em Out of the Holes

When role playing as George and Laura Bush

"My wife and I played a mean game of "Smoke Em Out of the Holes last night", I think we broke a lamp."

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Let's smoke some nachos

A phrase one utters when stoned out of their mind. Here is a scenario: Sitting down, taking a bong rip, a friend inquires about making nachos, and I you "one moment". After some time of smoking, you finally say, "Alright, let's go smoke some nachos". From the moment it left my lips, the phrase "Let's smoke some nachos" was born. Use this phrase in the middle of a smoke session when you want to make your friends laugh.

Friend: "I'm high as shit, I want nachos" You: "Alright, let's go smoke some nachos"

Let's smoke some nachos- the confusion of words when smoking weed and wanting nachos

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