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The State

A gang of thieves writ large

“Give me an arbitrarily determined percentage of your wealth or I’ll put you in a cage

“But that’s extortion!”

“That’s okay, I work for the State”

by DefinerofWords79 June 16, 2020


The State

You don't got the balls to do it without the state giving you permission and for them to do that I need to give the state permission.

Hym "Not all that deep actually. All I see is a media apparatus backed by the state shielding a charlatan from exposure so they can sell their incest cult to retards."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


TMEA All-State choir

A mesmerizing performance that lasts about 3 days in San Antonio (now) where the top around 200 choral musicians make the mixed choir and the other around 200-300 are in either Treble or Men’s choir. All three choirs are amazing successes, and there is nobody without talent in any of these choirs. To get to this audition you have had to go through 3-4 auditions and go though some amazing, and maybe horrible music over a series of 9 months. Some examples of these songs are the three French pieces the men had to sing in the 2022-2023 area and pre area rounds which were the worst pieces that some have ever experienced. But there was also Steal Away that year, so it was made up for.

Ben: Hey James! How did you do at your audition this weekend?
James: I did pretty good, I made the TMEA All-State choir!

by Add my snap jake_kurth07 January 11, 2024


Stating

Intentionally delaying winning a match in a video game to artificially inflate your stats.

Player 1: Don't capture the flag yet
Player 2: Why not? Are we stating this round?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get my K/D above 3.5 by this weekend.

by DeathPenalty October 18, 2022


State Snob

someone who feels that their state is better then all other states to the point that they have no interest in visiting any other state and in some cases are even OPPOSED to visiting other states because they have deemed them lesser than their own (with the exception of their current state of residence).

“The Californian had no interest in traveling to see me in Boston, and that’s when I realized he was a state snob.”

by Apoochy June 16, 2020


Dolphin State

When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.

Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!

by Dolphin Guy August 4, 2017


Mole stating

Keeping one from reaching their potential because of jealousy or knowledge you don't want exposed.

They were mole stating him because of secrets he had.

by Mole stated December 28, 2018