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When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.
When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
Depression, but its a song.
No alarms and No Surprises, please.
When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.
"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."
Used to describe something that isn't that bad making it sound a lot worse.
Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"
Person 2 "WHAT?!"
Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"
When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.
I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).
The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra
I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise