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When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.
"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
Christian you better not give me another late night surprise tonight
To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit
Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'
Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.
when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night
“woah i almost tripped down the hill”
“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there”
When the feds raid you or your organization by surprise.
I heard they had a surprise party last night
When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food
we had the best surprise party yesterday!