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The Canadian Rowboat

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.

I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.

by Quarantine Improv December 4, 2021


Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"

I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by Mrmcgreen July 17, 2024


Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2022


Canadian Cigarette

A cigarette that has been dipped in formaldehyde. Typically smoked after hash and shatter.

Mark enjoyed too many Canadian Cigarettes, and now he needs a cytoplasm transplant.

by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022


Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 12, 2024


Canadian Smokeshow

An extremely attractive Canadian in a public setting.

“Look at the Canadian smokeshow at that booth over there, eh?”

by HighPriestOfEl January 22, 2023


The Canadian Dream

The Canadian Dream is Freedom, Prosperity, Success, and upward mobility. Life is Better and Richer. A place where an immigrant can go and thrive .

The Canadian Dream : A place where an immigrant can go and thrive.

by Halimah Ginyard November 5, 2013