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A lazy driver, does nothing except drive then hang up the keys
Never washed truck, has damage and never repairs.
See that kenworth-shes a road dog , see the state of that road dog
Must be a mong driving that road dog
Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.
Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"
I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!
When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .
A step down from road rage
I had road annoyance when the car infront of me was driving below the speed limit .
Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc
Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
You’d normally find mark down in the ENDZ as he says in his chavvy language
That road man Mark is ard don’t mess with him
June 7th is National Road Head Day 🍆💦
Show a man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s June 7th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤