mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain
olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because i got kicked onto my floor
mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit
olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea
When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.
That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.
Usually referred to when things tend to barf everywhere specially at the beach.
The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.
Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux
Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit
Person 1: damn your a brown bacon