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When on a golf course, you hit a shot, usually off the tee, which sounds perfect, but travels airborne at a very low trajectory, typically going 50-150 yards.
I'm not sure what's wrong with my game. These shots I hit sound and feel good, but I keep hitting this low cut shit down the fairway.
He's an okay golfer, but could be a lot better, because he always hits a bunch of low cut shit.
A wrecked dude that never got over his ex, that is inherently dangerous and may come apart due to the weaknesses he got when she fucked over him.
He looks good and whole on the outside but he really fuuuukkkkked up.
Ex:
Megan: What ever happened to Carl? Is he still single? Give me his number.
Kelly: That's a cut n shut. You're wasting your time.
Megan: Damn she really did a number on him.
Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.
Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??
The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.
" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "
"Ew, yeah. So fugly."
Cynthia: Tom, did you see that group of little Amish boys with bowl cuts?
Tom: Yeah, their poorly executed, money saving bowl cuts are awful. Kids with bowl cuts are as ugly as fuck.
A group of people who only get/have crew cuts
Look at their hair cuts
Yeah that's the Crew Cuts Clan they only get crew cuts
Pizza cutting nips are nipples that are so erect (consistantly infact) so apparent and prominent, so mighty and so pointy (even through clothing) that they could epicly slice through pizza! Thus pizza cutting nips was born!
"Tonys got some pizza cutting nips on him!" *swoon*
"Wow Tonys nips are killer!"
"Pizza party tonight everyone, Tonys bringing the pizza cutters!"
"It's slice off time! Nips at the ready!"