Ghetto Spread

When the Ghetto spreads.

James: why’s this area look so run down now?
Deshaun from the Hood: Ghetto spread.

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ghetto shizzle

Pertaining to or involving "tha ghetto".

Guy 1: I Be down with that ghetto shizzle dawg

Guy 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Guy 1: Bling Bling!

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ghetto shot

when one sneaks liquor into a bar and proceeds to take shots with out the establishment knowing in order to either save money or to get as drunk as humanly possible.

"dude, im totally broke. i think im going to sneak a pint into the bar so i can take ghetto shots"
--or--
"im trying to black out at this bar. lets bring our own liquor to maximize intoxication"

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ghetto shower

When someome sprays so much fabreeze on themselves they drip.

Man you smell like a fresh summer breeze! What shampoo are you using?
Fabreeze.
Ghetto shower?
Don't spray that stuff in an open wound.

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ghetto fabulous

workin' the system, on the cheap, to your advantage. livin' the high life but without the cost.

it's hard not being ghetto cuz ghetto is cheap. also people don't expect much - like if we get caught shovelling food into tupperware in the buffet or jumping the line or freaking in a hottub, what can ya say? ghetto...shrug...and that's it.
that makes us ghetto fabulous.

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ghetto tech

when an item is both decrepid and fashionable but considered good in an urban culture, can be used as a synonym to the word cool.

"yeh blood that boom box is propper ghetto tech like your sister what is propper peng, roll up on that, skeet skeet bareback two weeks blood"

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ghetto steak

Baloney, mainly when fried or other low budget lunch meat.

Let's get mom to cook some ghetto steaks.

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