mars hill

a small, pass through town in Maine that has nothing but windmills and should-be condemned houses.

everyone is either a potato farmer or on drugs. particularly meth, or more recently fake heroin or dirty dope. everyone is judgmental, especially the tweakers.

everyone in everybody's business like they don't have 5+ dirty children to take care of. home to the cousin fuckers and big, beefy women that created the stereotypes of Maine.

they drive their dates to prom in a parade of giant potato farming tractors that take up both sides of the road, home to a truly rare breed 😬

"You couldn't pay me to live in Mars Hill"

Sunny Hill

Sunny Hill Resort: Your 2021 updated version

You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedal for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real.

1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)

“What did you do in Sunny Hill?”
“I crushed an old women while being driven around in a retired military vehicle driven by an 70 year old man”

Sunny Hill

Sunny Hill Resort: Your 2021 updated version

You’re obligated to eat the grilled cheese. You smuggle hot dogs from the pavilion to use as fish bait. You never remember to bring S’more supplies to the lake party. You suffer 3rd degree burns from the inflatable slide. You watch two dogs play the same songs on the guitar every year. You put your hands up for Monte Carlo. You can do a lot of damage in the game room with just 5 dollars. You hear stories of the Ladybug ride like it’s an urban legend. If someone says their Monster Truck ride was better than yours you may just spin them on the roundabout until they pass out. You always get hurt on the seesaw. You have intense arguments on which playground is the best (it’s the farm/helicopter one). The bottom of the slide is always wet, even if it hasn’t rained during your week. Your family buys 50 bingo boards and still never wins. You ask your waitress every year if they brought back Bug Juice. You steer your paddle boat under the fountain as your friends backpedals for their life. You’ve used the board games in the corner of Armae Hall at least once. The people who stay in Homestead are royalty. You tell the kids that the alligator head in the lake is real. And finally, 1st week of August is the best week, Wayne has said it himself :)

“What did you do in Sunny Hill?” I was packed into a retired military truck driven by an 80 year old man with a dozen screaming children

r hill

r hill is a short form for a town named Richmond Hill in Canada or America.

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: I was born in r hill

Haunted Hills

Haunted Hills is a forgotten about location on the West Coast of Fortnite. Players that go here are either here for a challenge or forgot to jump out of the Battle Bus. Average Loot here leaves players more at risk than a Mouse in a Snake Pit as the sprint in to the storm location usually takes them through Plesant Park...Which is a bit like throwing a toddler in to a full blown NFL Game without pads.

Oh Crap, I forgot to jump...I guess i'll go to Haunted Hills

Hilling

Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.

Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasn’t stopped hilling since.

Forest Hills NJ

Forest hills is a large neighborhood connected to a few others. There’s one thing most people don’t tell you about forest hills and I’m here to spill the truth. Apart from most people who live there being ghetto and weird, it’s actually haunted. I was with a buddy of mine in July of summer 2024 at the park that’s near laurel lane, it was about 10 PM when we were just talking and hanging out and heard whispering. There was no one there but we could see a faint shadow of somebody in the field next to it. We went out to investigate and the shadow disappeared. He is referred to as the Forest Hills Shadow man. He lurks around and you can hear his whispers and silent cries. You can also see and hear him moving about in the woods nearby. There’s also many homeless people living in tents in forest hills and all sorts of animals that live there that can attack you at any given moment. The most fun thing to do is explore forest hills at night in the dark in the woods with your friends and ding ding ditch people. But beware, the shadow man lurks nearby as well as vicious coyotes and wild cats that are nearing attack at any moment.

Kid1 : wanna go to the park in forest hills NJ?
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.