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A concept made up by women to tell the time
It's titty time!
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What A. Woodruff would like to do on any Jewish boooby.
I want to titty fuck a Jewish girl!
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A guy with boobs. Not man boobs of fat but real boobs that he acquired from taking testosterone pills he got online. A hormone inbalance caused by the pills causes estrogen levels to rise and causes him to grow real boobs for which there is a scientific name. It also causes him to be more emotional than the average guy and more insecure than the average guy. If only his mom would pay for the surgery to get mammary tissue removed.
"I tried to look past his gynecomastia, but I just couldn't get past how clingy he was being. He was a real titty baby."
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somethin' all dirty and nasty.
Earlier today my hamster went down my gurlies shirt and we thought it took a dump down there...but it was just fuzz. So now I make fun of her and tell her she has shitty titties!
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woah!!!!! check out those big titties!!!!
(hot chick strutts by) (guy taps his buddies shoulder) dude ba-titties!!!!! (points at the hot chick)
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A girl's boobs that are so big that they go into her armpits when she lays down. Then her boobs smell like her secret deodorant.
"Yeah, so how was it?"
"Omg. She had secret titties!"
"She had what?!"
"Her tits got caught in her arm pit when she layed down and it freaking smelled like her deodorant!"
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AKA Hotdog...(reference the original definition)...and just picture it.
Dick: Honey, how bout a titty tucker!
Honey: Is that a new kind of bra?
Dick: haha...I'll show you...
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