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The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.
Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!
The high pitched screech some doors make. Also possible of being made by humans.
when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss
i thought jen could use an extra shower
When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.
A phrase often used when someone is claiming they have your dox.
Grunfield1: Loool you lost 30-0 in a sniper 1v1
Yeahs567: Nice door! Swat bout to kick it down in 30 mins
Grunfield1: Yeah aight
A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.
There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.