Montana Bear Trap

Same as the montana rabies shot, except for the end result. While getting road head, the man burns the back of his female companions neck with a cigarette lighter, but is not able to get his dick out of her mouth in time, causing the female to clamp down and bite off his dick.

Dude-"Can you help me doc?"

Doctor-" I am not sure, this is one of the most severe Montana Bear Trap Ive ever seen. We can attempt to sew the penis back on, do you have whats left of it?"

Dude-"No, she spat it out the window."

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run your traps

To look at every avenue of an issue, trying to check every option you have. Seeing what is there.

I need a loan and I am coming to you, I have other options, but thought I would check you as well. "Dude, be sure you run your traps and get back to me."

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Trap Queen

A dope female who's bad without even trying.
A female who's always down to chill and never brings the drama.

Alisha said she's down to fuck if i have condoms, and she's down to smoke and chill if it's at the crib. She ain't with that sketchy shit or the drama. I call her my trap queen.

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trap lord purp

Often the chilliest plug and a caring person who won't every buy anything else but the best quality purple chronic. But cross her and she will send you to the dark oblivian of no return. Usually found in lots and rooms and is waiting peeps to come through to chill and have a fun Tuesday afternoon at the Subaru dealership buying that purple impreza she always wanted.

Wow trap lord purp that shit was medical

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Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other.... Finding yourself trapped holding back two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really turned Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

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ur pap a trap

“Ur pap a trap” is basically the ultimate form of “ur mom gay”, the origin of this phrase is unknown and is vastly superior to all its counterparts by stating that your grandfather is in fact a trap. Also blocks all “No U”s.

Billy: “Ur mom gay”
Fred: “No u”
Billy: “ur pap a trap”

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your grandpap trap

A comeback or insult worse than your mom gay , your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny all combined.

British nigga: yo chap your mom gay haha, ur granny tranny lol
me: shutup, your grandpap trap
British nigga: *fucking dies*