The day of the year when the trolls of the world run a muck on the poor, helpless saps known as "citizens." The date is April 1st, also known as April Fools Day.
I'm staying away from my computer tomorrow. It's National Troll Day and I know there'll be something waiting on me.
I have this huge joke that I'm going to pull on my room mate, but I'm going to wait for National Troll Day to do it justice.
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A very sad specimen indeed. Here is an overview of the alt-right troll:
Appearance - Usually an overweight neck bearded incel aged between 20 to 35 years old. If you donโt initially see them, you will surely smell their pungent body odor that is a result from their poor hygiene.
Habitat- Commonly found in their motherโs basement, where they sit in front of their computers for 14 hours a day, living off Mountain Dew.
Behavior- The alt-right trollโs sole purpose is to โown the libs.โ In their sad attempts to do so, they typically go on YouTube and leave trolling comments on leftist/progressive YouTube channel videos. These comments can be anything from mocking the channel to spreading some false conspiracy theory. The purpose of these comments is to trigger viewers, who will fire back in the comment section. This is what the alt-right troll lives for. When they are not trying to โown the libs,โ alt-right trolls commonly congregate with each other on 4chan, where they spread their crazy conspiracy theories, and take turns inhaling copium to deal with the loss of their daddy Trump.
Other things of note - If you are lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you want to put it), you may see an alt-right troll masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump. Alt-right trolls are also typically white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers, who believe that the Hitler and slavery werenโt that bad.
With their lord and savior Trump gone, alt-right trolls are struggling to stay afloat.
If you go to a leftist/progressive YouTube video and scroll all the way to the bottom of the comment section, you will likely see an alt-right troll attempting to trigger the viewers. Before you get mad, take a moment and think about how sad and pathetic alt-right trolls truly are. If you keep that in mind, they will never be able to trigger you.
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PD Troll doll. Someone who is looks like a troll and has boarderline personality disorder. A common behaviour of a troll doll is to put shit loads of makeup on then going out getting blind drunk and lets the first person who is adventurous enough sleep with her while having a boyfriend.
Dude do you remember that PD Troll Doll? Yeah she was ugly as fuck and had a bf, but I was desperate.
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So after gypsycrusader started streaming on Omegle more people got inspired to be racist on Omegle online. So now thereโs racist neo-nazi streamers and trolls in general like CodComedyTj , Catboykami and on Omegle on the BLM tag youโll see atleast a racist person or nazi once in a day.
They usually have a skull mask on Omegle
Being defined: Racist Omegle trolling
โWe do a little bit of trollingโ
Calls people the n word on Omegle
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The hair that resides between on the gooch; between the ball sack and the penis.
1. I shaved my troll under the bridge last night!
2. Wendy lucked the troll under the bridge, then I tolled on her.
Yolk taint gooch
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Socratic Method Trolls use the Socratic Method in a disingenuous manner to try and win arguments, without ever having to make an argument themselves. SJW's, Libertarians and "Anarcho" Capitalists have all adopted Socratic Method Trolling to combat critics.
Socratic Method Trolls, when faced with an argument attacking their beliefs, rather than making a counter argument, will ask a (usually loaded) Socratic question. They are not seeking to gain understanding, as the Socratic Method is designed to do, they are looking for a specific response, that they think will prove their opponents argument wrong. If they don't get the desired response, they'll continue Socratic Method Trolling until they find something they can use to claim they've won. A logical fallacy, an inconsistency, a definition they disagree with, anything. Once they've found something, they'll use it to try and dismiss everything their opponent said.
Ancap: 'Where does the state get its authority?'
Ancap critic: 'You should stop Socratic Method Trolling and learn how to form an argument.'
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When you partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery
Person a: why are there federal agents outside your house?
Person b: we do a little trolling at the orphanage.
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