cheese grater

a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis

Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.

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cheese nuts

n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.

Durbin thinks it’s cool to talk about all the dirty sluts he fucks; therefore he is a cheese nuts.

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The cheese is a lie

A knock off of the cake is a lie but for the cheese enthusiast.

-"The Cake is a lie"-quote from the popular video game "Portal"

There will be cheese at my wine party. (later at the party) THE CHEESE IS A LIE

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cheese Lips

A cheese lips is someone who has features and/or mannerism's in common with the legendary "Chuck Norris"

You are a "cheese lips"

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blad cheese

An expression used as an exclamation, like when something is good or bad. Used by me and m8z taking th piss out of chavs and sometimes used by chavs. Im not sure if its used outside London.

(blad is another word for blud)

"You are such a nob, blad cheese"

"Oh my dayyyzzzz dat burberry cap is sexy blad cheese!"

Person a "Omg, Ayeesha is such a ho!"
Person b " Blad cheese, You got dat right Sharde!"

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Parmesan Cheese

Apparently another name for Crack Cocaine according to Joe Biden’s son, Hunter.

Hunter Biden realized that he was freebasing Parmesan cheese, after the cheese melted in his pipe and did not get him high.

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Poop Cheese

It doesn't really have a meaning... you can just say it when you feel like it.

"You're poop cheese."
"This food tastes like poop cheese."
"You smell like poop cheese."

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