You beaut

Something new, snazzy, or fancy. Awesome!
The newest model.
Aussie slang.

That new car is you beaut.

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mistletoe you

Phrase used during the holidays. Using a sprig of mistletoe in a bar or other gathering place, you can use this phrase and walk up to any person and ask to mistletoe you. You are asking for a kiss as it is traditional to "kiss under the mistletoe". The person asking is providing the mistletoe to hold over the intended receiver of the kiss, unlike the customary stationary mistletoe that is hung in doorways or over chairs. Can be used as a pickup line in order to try and kiss random people.

Drunk Guy: Hey, can I mistletoe you?

Hot Girl: What?

Drunk guy holds mistletoe over hot girl's head and makes kissy face.

Hot Girl: Go Fuck Yourself!

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You Starting

Something a chav says before engaging in a battle with a fellow human.

Oi! You starting? Come on then, lets have it!

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poo on you

1.) an exclamation, used when mad at someone
2.) when you're holding a young and nakey child and said child 'poos on you'

1.) Amy: You're stupid!
Lindsay: Well... well... POO ON YOU! Gosh

2.) Give me the baby before he poos on you!

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Thank you

The only words to say to the person that will give you the strength from afar an never lay a hand of violence to you.

Thank you for giving me back my life Mr. Doe. We'll be alright and love will help us get threw the game. It's the only way to live. The only thing these boys have ever done is use my name in may ways as a meat spin game.

Oh shit guys, I thought about the game Willy. So glad he told me about it in 2000. Nice heads up. Never trust any one right?

Thank you James Eric for always having what it takes to love a woman right. From the moment I shook your hand in the Auditorium You knew and I knew we would meet again. He made my vision go fuzzy then too.

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You lie!

The douchiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.

Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

Joe Wilson: You lie!

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Are you faggot?

Not everyone has the time to say everything they mean, why not kill two birds with one stone? Or in this case throw a handful of jagged rocks as hard as you can into a small pen filled with ducklings.

"Are you faggot" is a way of asking someone if they are serious while simultaneously calling them a faggot.

Ben and JP are playing pingpong and it is a close game, Ben gets faggoted when one of JP's serves just nicks the edge of the table resulting in a loss.

Ben: "Are you faggot?"

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